emking:

My definition of love

emking:

My definition of love

surrogateself:

Inception Deception

surrogateself:

Inception Deception

(Source: surrogateself)

Did I mention I ended up scoring a camera? Yeah bitches. I paid for it by myself and everything. IN LEEEAVES!!!!

this is andrea, she’s my best friend.

this is andrea, she’s my best friend.

(via meagzzzz)

So basically; when I have a boyfriend, this is what I want him to be like.

iwillgiveyoumyall:

Omfg this is the cutest thing ever <3

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via theneophobic-deactivated2011090)

“Yes, I may be sprawled out on the floor right now, but dammit, you look me in my one good eye and show me some respect.”

“Yes, I may be sprawled out on the floor right now, but dammit, you look me in my one good eye and show me some respect.”

(Source: godsownclay.com, via hungoverowls)

I see it all now it was wrong, don’t you think 19’s too young to be played by your dark twisted games? When I loved you so… I should’ve known.

I didn’t rememberrrrr ….. My camera scoring was unsuccessful…. 

hungover wizard

hello.

i am hungover.

how are you?

last night was so retarded and weird!!! So much crying and highly-dramatized situations aided by copious amounts of alcohol!!! 

Today, Tessa and I freaked out this girl that came to the door to sell us chocolates, we crawled to the door, I mysteriously had a wand, and we stayed on the ground while she put the chocolates lower for us to see the bounty in her box (ahaaaa pun!) and then…….. We just went lepper-wizard-gypsy-leppers at herrrrr, it was so funnnyyyy, we told her she is banished from our kingdom and we clawed at mum as she was buying chocolates and I cast a spell on them allllll, and then we crawled back to our little castle of blankets and replayed it for our frienndssss. WE’RE SO CREEPYYYY!!! HAHAHA she was like, “you’re so weird” and we’re like “weee knooooowwww!!!” and then we TOooOOOoNNeedddDD at herrrr, oh yeahhh we showed her! Hahahaha

I have just been informed we’re going to Harvey Norman to buy sheets, a pressure cooker and an iron. I’m gonna go and try score a cameraaaa, an SLR if possibbblllllle. I am soooo hungover and it’s only just hit me noooow, this will be interestinnnnggggg… Wish me luck, I will be back to report my camera-scoring progress in about an houuurrrr if I remember….